fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

I once naught my girl a $200 bra. It was custom made to her exact measurements. But yeah, 200 bucks, ONE bra.

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ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

LMFAO

If you’re thirteen and you still don’t know what will happen in this scenario, maybe you need this lesson. SMH. If you’re that dumb, maybe we do need to let natural selection take it’s course.

(Source: theothermayor)

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housewifeswag:

probably unpopular opinion but I hate when people have the clicking noise on their phone when their texting

that shit drives me insane

And it’s amplified and made worse when it’s in a place where is supposed to be silent or quiet.

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unitedlarry:

when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

And both Romans and Greeks, particularly the military men and the intellectuals would have sexual relationships with their young male pupils.

(Source: dvaefranco)

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When I hold eye contact it’s usually a desire for sex but it’s often mistaken for a desire to murder.

When I hold eye contact it’s usually a desire for sex but it’s often mistaken for a desire to murder.

(Source: daneeet)

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Today marks one year since Chi Cheng, bassist for the Deftones, passed away. I was fortunate enough to meet the Deftones in 1999. The strings pictured were given to me by Chi himself at the Warped Tour show.

justabebopbaby:

Good Saturday morning, errbody :)

Jen’s tits are so awesome they produce rainbow halos.

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thickchicksnjunk:

thepureskin:

Flexibility is key.
~Lioness

ohh, so honored asleepylioness submitted again! what a beautiful photo… you have such a great eye for good lighting, angles etc etc. love it!

That’s beautiful! Love her body

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Nirvana plays…

The night if April 10 after Nirvana was inducted onto the hall of fame the played. The moved to a venue in Brooklyn, N.Y. , took the stage at 2:30am and played a full 16 song set including all their greatest hits. First singers included the likes if Joan Jett. The site was kept secret and attendance was by invitation only. A mere 250 guests were invited and attended.

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging


I would so be that dad.

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

I would so be that dad.

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Bullseye!

Bullseye!

(Source: pornoboxxx)

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cunnilingusbliss:

yummy

Those calves!

cunnilingusbliss:

yummy

Those calves!

(Source: swervesncurves)

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sexthing69:

DAMN!!!

Indeed

(Source: wanktrance)

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