Mom’s brought me back this shot glass from Cancun. Mayan warrior in a head dress.

When she fucks you so hard that you go dizzy, your nasal cavity drains, your vision goes blurry, and she puts you to sleep….all at the same time.

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes

I wish I had the frame for this type of clothes.

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practicing yoga with my husband

This is soooo perfect

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